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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:28 am Clorox® Bleach Extend the life of freshly cut flowers. Add one-quarter teaspoon (twenty drops) of Clorox bleach to each quart of water used in your vase. Deodorize coolers and thermos bottles. Wash with diluted Clorox bleach, then rinse. Remove mold and mildew from ...

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:21 am G- Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats. Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia) Gamophobia- Fear of marriage. Geliophobia- Fear of laughter. Geniophobia- Fear of chins. Genophobia- Fear of sex. Genuphobia- Fear of knees. Gephyro...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:04 pm How can you talk your way out of this one??????? True Story. Jacksonville, FL Police Dept. A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from party, th...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:00 pm A weary mother returned from the store, lugging groceries through the kitchen door. Awaiting her arrival was her eight-year-old son, anxious to relate what his younger brother had done. "While I was out playing and Dad was on a call, T.J. took his crayons and wr...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:58 pm An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church service, when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts;2:38!" ((Repent and be baptized, in the na...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:54 pm This has been around before, but thought I would pass it on one more time. 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:46 pm These are the laws of the natural universe Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:37 pm The New Stamp The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honor his first-term achievements. In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investiga...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:35 pm Taking The Dog For A Walk A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage....

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:31 pm All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that w...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:25 pm *WHO KNEW? When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest? So did you "squeeze" for softness to determine freshness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thu...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:40 am Men & Women ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My wife and I go out two nights a week. I Go on Wednesday & Friday and she goes on Thursday & Saturday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back home. ~~~~~...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:38 am GRANDMA'S HANDS This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and th...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:34 am Making A Difference Those who now spend time in a body void of youth. No longer capable of what was. Great memories and knowledge stored in the shadows of their minds - wishing for an ear. Being only me and me only being, not wanting to cause change; only make a diff...

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:32 am Signs Found In Kitchens Kitchen Closed - This Cook Has Had It! Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here! I'm Creative; You Can't Expect Me To To Be Neat Too! Ring Bell for Maid Service - If No Answer Do It Yourself! I Clean House Every Other Day - Today Is The OTHER Day! If ...