Christmas trees are better When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up a...
I think Santa Claus is a woman!! I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a SHE. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off. For starters, the vast majority of men don'...
CHRISTMAS EVE, KID STYLE Backward, turn backward, oh time in thy flight, Make me a child again just for tonight. Let me sprawl out by our bright Christmas tree Looking for presents that Santa brought me. Mother and Daddy were sleeping upstairs, We'd all had our baths and had finished our prayers. Th...
THE SANDS OF CHRISTMAS By Michael Marks I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh, and looked across the table where the bills were piled too high. The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix, My stocks were down another point, the Chargers lost by six. And so with only minutes...
Ways To Confuse Santa 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. A...
Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference, which is an elegant name for ignorance. G. K. Chesterton In detachment lies the wisdom of uncertainty... in the wisdom of uncertainty lies the freedom from our past, from the known, which is the prison of past conditioning. And in our willingness to s...
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
Andrew Carnegie
What the world really needs in more love and less paperwork.
- Pearl Bailey
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all.
- Dale Carnegie