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by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:14 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Evaluations
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Views: 1496

Evaluations

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:50 pm Evaluations For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations. 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom an...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:13 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Blind Man Wisdom
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Views: 1524

Blind Man Wisdom

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:46 pm A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathl...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: These are actual newspaper ads
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Views: 1515

These are actual newspaper ads

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:44 pm These are actual newspaper ads: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. ...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:11 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Exercise Or Not To Exercise
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Views: 1535

Exercise Or Not To Exercise

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:41 pm Exercise Or Not To Exercise 1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. 2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:10 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Easy Training Courses for Women
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Views: 1347

Easy Training Courses for Women

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:38 pm Easy Training Courses for Women 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroo...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:08 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Differences Between High School and College
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Views: 1662

Differences Between High School and College

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:36 pm Differences Between High School and College 1. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study. 2. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come. 3. In high school, you wear your backpack...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:01 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: DAREDEVILS IN NORWAY
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Views: 1529

DAREDEVILS IN NORWAY

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:32 pm DAREDEVILS IN NORWAY CHAPTER 1: Two NORWEGIANS walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem!" The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat ...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:00 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Because I'm a man
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Views: 1527

Because I'm a man

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:27 pm Because I'm a man... Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:00 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Alternate meanings for common words
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Views: 1601

Alternate meanings for common words

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:22 pm The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much ...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: How to Avoid the Flu
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Views: 1352

How to Avoid the Flu

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:19 pm How to Avoid the Flu Be sure to read all the way to the end.......... How To Avoid The Flu Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immu...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:57 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: To let go
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Views: 1520

To let go

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:17 pm To let go: To let go: Doesn't mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it myself To let go: Is not to cut myself off, it is the realization that I can't control another To let go: Is not to enable learning, but to allow learning from natural consequences To let go: I...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:57 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Subject: Ole and Lena #2
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Views: 1579

Subject: Ole and Lena #2

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:11 pm Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot ...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:56 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy 15 - 28
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Views: 1586

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy 15 - 28

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:09 pm 15. Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers? 16. Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Elephant Jokes 16 - 35
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Views: 1525

Elephant Jokes 16 - 35

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:04 pm 16. How do you smuggle an elephant across the border? A. Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch". 17. What do you do when an elephant comes through the window? A. Swim for it... 18. What has two grey legs and two brown legs? A. An elephant w...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:53 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Phobia List - today's letter is "H"
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Views: 1347

Phobia List - today's letter is "H"

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:48 pm H- Hadephobia- Fear of hell. Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things. Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning. Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched. Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed. Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. Heliophobia- Fear of the sun. Hell...

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