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Top Ten Halloween List

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:22 pm

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:40 pm

Top Ten Halloween List

"Things NOT to do for Halloween"

# 10 Don't let your spouse pick your costume!

# 9 Don't wait until the 29th to buy candy!

# 8 Don't buy granola bars instead of candy!

# 7 Don't fashion your jack-o-lantern in the image of your Mother-in-law!

# 6 Don't let your kids eat ALL the candy at once . . . unless you have rubber wallpaper!

# 5 Don't let your teenage daughter's "boyfriend" pick HER costume!

# 4 Don't open an email titled "Trick or Treat"!

# 3 Don't let your sister "sort" the candy!

# 2 Don't give out soap instead of candy!

and the # 1 Halloween Don't...

Don't tell your wife the WITCH costume is perfect for her!

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