Here's Your Sign
Sign's Location
What The Sign Says
Maternity Clothes Shop...
We are open on labor day.
Non-smoking area...
If we see you smoking
we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On a Front Door...
Everyone on the premises
is a vegetarian except the dog.
Optometrist's Office...
If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.
Taxidermist Window...
We really know our stuff.
Podiatrist's Window...
Time wounds all heels.
Muffler Shop...
No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming.
Sign on Fence...
Salesmen welcome.
Dog food is expensive.
Car Dealership...
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment.
In an office...
We shoot every 3rd salesman,
and the 2nd one just left.
Garbage Truck...
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.
Computer Store...
Out for a quick byte
Diner Window...
Don't stand there and be hungry,
come in and get fed up.
Bowling Alley...
Please be quiet.
We need to hear a pin drop.
Cafeteria...
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can
eat any place they want.
Music Library...
Bach in a minuet.
Funeral Home...
Drive carefully, we'll wait.
Electricians Truck...
Let us remove your shorts.
Butcher's Window...
Pleased to meat you.
Veterinarians Waiting Room...
Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!
