Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:02 am
Three Arkansas surgeons were talking one day. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I re-attached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I re-attached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was a blonde head of hair and the horse's ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."
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