VALENTINE REJECTS: # 2
1) I love your dress, dear Valentine;
It looks like one of mine.
But yours, of course, is size eighteen,
While mine is just size nine.
2) Dear Valentine, I loved your flowers.
I'm sure they meant to please.
But now they're sitting in the trash,
Because they made me sneeze.
3) I brag about you, Valentine,
And to my friends I rave.
But kissing you is not much fun
When you forget to shave!
4) That we would meet and fall in love
Was surely planned by fate.
But I could love you better if
You'd only lose some weight!
5) I love your looks, dear Valentine.
I even like your hair.
But can you tell me truthfully ----
Is that a wig you wear?
By: Betty Jo Mings
