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Punch lines

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:45 pm

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:10 am

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.



How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

The Tame Way, Unique Up On It.



What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.



What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.



What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.



What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.



Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers.

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Postby sarlu02 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:46 pm

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:07 pm

G R O A N

Im going to admit they made me laugh though. lol.

Love you

LilRed

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Postby Tigger » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:47 pm

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:54 am

yeah BIG Groan!!

Sue
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