Big Busted Women...
1. Can get a taxi on the worst days
2. Have a neat place to carry spare change
3. Have always been the center of the arts (art)
4. Make jogging a spectator sport
5. Can keep a magazine dry while laying the tub
6. Have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
7. Usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
8. Can always carry a little extra
9. Always float better
10. Know where to look first for lost earrings
11. Rarely lack for a slow dance partner
12. Have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
