A few lines to make us smile.

[Haitch]

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.

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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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