A day at the mental hospital

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A day at the mental hospital

Postby jellybean » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:13 am

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:26 pm

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

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Postby Stephen » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:14 am

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:07 pm

((((( jellybean )))))))))

Lol!

All perfectly logical and rational to my mind! Emm, well you know.

Stephen.

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:15 am

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:06 pm

((((((((((((((((((jelly)))))))))))))))))))

LMAO, very good. TY

((((((((((((((((stephen))))))))))))))))))

Really? hmmmmmmmmmm

Love to both of you

Warmie

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