Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:19 am
Question and answer blonde jokes
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Question and answer blonde jokes
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:59 am
((((((((((((((((((MyFlossy)))))))))))))))))))))
Awwwwwww hon, do the really? LMAO (sorry). My favorite:
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
((((((((((((((((((((((((Tigger)))))))))))))))))))))
Love to both
Warmie
((((((((((((((((((MyFlossy)))))))))))))))))))))
Awwwwwww hon, do the really? LMAO (sorry). My favorite:
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
((((((((((((((((((((((((Tigger)))))))))))))))))))))
Love to both
Warmie
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