Elephant Jokes
1. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
2. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
3. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A. "Ha-ha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
4. What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A. An elephant is grey.
5. What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A. "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)
6. How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A. Two in the front, two in the back.
7. What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A. Squash
8. How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A. 1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
9. How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A. 1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
10. How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
A. The door won't close.
11. How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
A. There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
12. How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A. By the footprints in the butter.
13. How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A. Wet.
14. How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A. One by one.
15. Why do elephants live in herds?
A. To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
