"Ain't It The Truth"
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand....you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember.....Half of the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird gets the worm but the SECOND mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever so far so good.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect to get it back.
Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
When everything's coming your way, it means you're in the wrong lane going the wrong way.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pools there's no lifeguard.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Get a new car for your spouse...it'll be a great trade.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
