Visiting the lawyer

Off-and-on topics to brighten your day. Please feel free to comment upon what you've read.

Moderator: Moderators

User avatar
Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posts: 29195
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:46 pm
Contact:

Visiting the lawyer

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:41 pm

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:07 pm

Visiting the lawyer

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park.

While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechslovakian guy, but the lawyer managed to escape.

He ran straight to the nearest Rangers station, and told them what had happened, and they sent out a group of rangers to see what was going on.

Sure enough, the Rangers arrived at the place that the lawyer mentioned, and there were the female and the male bears. So one of the Rangers took his rifle and shot the female.

So the other Rangers asked "why did you shoot the female? he said that the male ate his friend" So the Ranger answers "Would you believe a lawyer if he told you that the Czech is in the male?"


8)

User avatar
Tigger
Posts: 199
Joined: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:13 pm
Location: Essex, UK

Postby Tigger » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:41 pm

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:20 am

that is SUCH a groaner!!

But thanks for sharing!
Love
Tigger
xxxxxxxxx

User avatar
Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posts: 29195
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:46 pm
Contact:

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:42 pm

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:37 pm

((((((((((((((((((Tigger)))))))))))))))

I did warn you, LOL. You are so so welcomed. As long as you laugh, all that matters.

Love to you

Warmie

8)


Return to “Warmsoul's Corner”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 225 guests