Indian Mating Season

Off-and-on topics to brighten your day. Please feel free to comment upon what you've read.

Moderator: Moderators

User avatar
Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posts: 29195
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:46 pm
Contact:

Indian Mating Season

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:16 pm

Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.


'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'he called into the cave and listened
Closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.


The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was that Indian crazy or what?'


The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It's bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready, this will kill ya),







(Keep scrolling down)









NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN

Warmie 8)

User avatar
hey-its-ok
Posts: 210
Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:13 pm
Location: right here

Postby hey-its-ok » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:45 am

lol... my sides hurt :D

User avatar
Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posts: 29195
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:46 pm
Contact:

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:33 am

Laughter is wonderful!! I lost it too, LOL.

(((((((((((((( hey-its-ok ))))))))))))))

Emotional_77
Posts: 850
Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:21 pm
Location: Ontario, Canada

Postby Emotional_77 » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:01 pm

lol haha, too funny

User avatar
Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posts: 29195
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:46 pm
Contact:

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:10 pm

Didn't see that coming. Apparently he didn't either. LOL.

((((((((((( Emotional )))))))))))))

8)


Return to “Warmsoul's Corner”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 282 guests