What is a dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
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2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
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3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
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4. They growl when they are not happy.
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5. When you want to play, they want to play.
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6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
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7. They leave their toys everywhere.
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8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
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9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
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CONCLUSION:
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They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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