The Parrot

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The Parrot

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:48 am

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:09 am

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."

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Postby Tigger » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:49 am

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:13 pm

Oh Warmsoul, that is SO funny!!!

Thanks for sharing
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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:50 am

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:55 am

(((((((((((((((((Tigger))))))))))))))))))))

I love sharing, and make a note............. I don't own a bird, hehehehe

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Postby Tigger » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:51 am

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:30 am

LOL warmsoul!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:53 am

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:13 pm

Smiling back at you Tigger.

Love to you

Warmie

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Postby LThomas » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:54 am

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:04 pm

ohhh meeee goshhhh!!!! .... *makes note to stick to owning fishes* rofl!!!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:57 am

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:42 pm r

(((((((((((((((Lisa)))))))))))))

LOL, that is safe, and cats are good!

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Postby LThomas » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:58 am

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:47 pm

uhhhh warmie???? :shock: cats are good yes ... but not around my fishies!!! Shocked

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:59 am

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:50 pm

((((((((((((Lisa))))))))))))))))))

I will stand guard at the tank. Very Happy

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Postby LThomas » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:00 am

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:33 am

hmmmmm ... this should be interesting ....

I have four barrels in the back of the house full of fishes ... two small aquariums in the garage ... two aquiriums at my office, 3 betta bowls on my desk and two pairs of bettas hopefully spawning now again .. so I might have about 500 jars in the front porch in the next two months ....

I guess there's plenty of warmie to go around to protect my fishes??? :lol:

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:01 am

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:42 am

((((((((((((((((((Lisa)))))))))))))))

Geeessshhhh, well I will do my best!!! LOL
Love to you

Love to you

Warmie

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