Seminars for Men
The female staff will be offering courses listed below to men of any marital status. Class size will be limited to 18 as material may prove to be difficult.
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
5. Get a Life - Learn How To Cook
6. How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
7. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
8. You - The Weaker Sex
9. Reasons To Give Flowers
10. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
11. Garbage - Getting It To the Curb
12. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
13. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
14. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
15. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
16. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
17. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
18. Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is NOT Necessary
19. Real Men Ask For Directions
20. How To Take Illness Like a Man
