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Seminars for Women

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:18 pm

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:37 pm

Seminars for Women

The male staff will be offering courses listed below to women of all marital status. Attendance in at least 10 is mandatory:

1. Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
2. The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
3. The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down
4. Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
5. Doing Housework Without Complaining
6. Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
7. Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
8. Excercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
9. How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
10. Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
11. Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
12. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
13. Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger -- But You're Acceptable
14. Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
15. Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
16. Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
17. Makeup: The Less is More Theory
18. How to use only 1/2 the closet
19. Shopping, disease or weakness
20. Showering: the water does not have to be set to boil

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