I REMEMBER WHEN
A Computer Was Something On TV
From A Science Fiction Show Of Note
A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean
And Ram Was The Cousin Of A Goat.
Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend
And Gig Was A Job For The Night
Now They All Mean Different Things
And That Really Mega Bytes.
An Application Was For Employment
A Program Was A TV Show
A Cursor Used Profanity
A Keyboard Was A Piano.
Compress Was Something You Did To The Garbage
Not Something You Did To A File
And If You Unzipped Anything In Public
You'd Be In Jail For Quite A While.
Log On Was Adding Wood To The Fire
Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road
A Mouse Pad Was Where A Mouse Lived
And A Backup Happened To Your Commode.
Cut You Did With A Pocket Knife
Paste You Did With Glue
A Web Was A Spider's Home
And A Virus Was The Flu.
I Guess I'll Stick To My Pad And Pencil
And The Memory In My Head
I Hear Nobody's Been Killed In A Computer Crash
But When It Happens, They Wish They Were Dead
AUTHOR UNKNOWN
