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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:44 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
The answer to mine was: They were all married.

yet not a single man got wet! Why?


Answer to yours:

A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:46 pm
by Dashing.mare
Clever play on words!!!
and I am suprised you got the bed, chair & toothbrush :D

ok ...

do you know how to milk a long cow?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:59 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Not a clue. If that is a bull, you don't. :)

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:03 pm
by Dashing.mare
Same way you'd milk a short cow :P

what goes up but never down, the more you have the less you want but the less you have to more you want

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:10 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Again, no clue, maybe air?

Last one for me, bedtime..

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:13 pm
by Dashing.mare
the answer to mine was Age

And I'm not sure but I think the answer to yours is nothing

and even if you dont answer heres one for the next person

The cowboy arrived in town on tuesday, stayed two nights and then left on Tuesday, how is this possible?

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:48 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
The horse was named Tuesday.

What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:39 pm
by Cosmo
Your shadow?
Or a 6 ft helium balloon?
Or you yourself since you weigh many times more than one ounce?

Also -

The answer to mine was: They were all married.

Quote:
yet not a single man got wet! Why?


..I don't get it :(

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:41 pm
by Cosmo
OHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I get it! lol :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:44 pm
by Cosmo
What gets wetter as it dries?

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:53 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
A towel?

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:16 pm
by Cosmo
Yup :)

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:26 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
:D