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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:30 pm
by PixieArmy
Granted, but you can only browse educational pages: ex, finishing with .edu
I wish my football team wins all the games next season
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 2:26 am
by Qualtector
granted but they lose every game for the following 6 years by one goal every time.
I wish they invented a cure to wet dog smell.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:36 pm
by porcupine
Granted, but now they smell worse when they're dry.
I wish I had a box of chocolates at this moment.
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:39 am
by JonsDragonEyes
Granted , but now you have to give the whole box to ME ! Mmm Yummy lol
I wish for a free trip to the Bahamas
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:41 pm
by porcupine
Granted, but you have to spend the entire trip in the nude.
I wish for a big bag of American hard gums, that I can only eat myself.
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:56 pm
by JonsDragonEyes
ha ha Great. Now the whole island of the Bahamas will be traumatized.
Granted !! But you eating all of those sweets gives you a cavity sending you to the dentist. ( evil laughter )
Um , hmm I wish for a gigantic blizzard this coming winter because I love snow......
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:20 pm
by porcupine
Granted, but it's yellow snow (if you know what I mean).
I wish to have the most beautiful hair in the world.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:07 am
by JonsDragonEyes
lol Grrr .. you almost got me one that one. I had to think a little bit.
GRANTED !! But of course with all that awesome hair comes the side affect of days dealing with high air humidity.
TRusssst me I know. ha ha Some days my head is a cross between Bozo the Clown and me looking like I stuck my finger in a light socket.
ha
I wish for super human strength magical powers !!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:51 pm
by porcupine
Granted, but the magical powers are everything you touch turns to cornflakes and you have a super strength sense of smell for horrible smells.
I wish I could be invisible at will.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:14 pm
by JonsDragonEyes
haha ! That is a really good response.
Granted ... but you can only do that on Halloween. The most magical time of the year after all.
I wish I was a world famous chef
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:31 am
by porcupine
Granted, but you are famous for being the worst chef in the world.
I wish I had the best singing voice ever.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:34 am
by JonsDragonEyes
lol Uh oh...
Granted but you suffer through endless cases of stage fright.
I wish I could go on a treasure hunting adventure like Indiana Jones
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:17 am
by porcupine
Granted, but the treasure is at the bottom of a sewage pit and you have to dive through to get it.
I wish I had a pet goat.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:04 pm
by JonsDragonEyes
ha ha Oh man ,
Granted .... But the goat has some serious abandonment issues and cries very loudly outside your bedroom window every night.
I wish my cat could be in the next really awesome cat food advertisement commercial. She eats that stuff like crazy. I might as well put her fat little tubby buns to good use.
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:46 pm
by porcupine
Granted, but she's got big headed and will only associate with celebrities.
I wish I could get something nice in the mail for a change.