3 Word Story

[Stephen]

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:03 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked!

... But was intrigued...

Stephen.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:16 am

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! But was intrigued as you would

---as you would---

Warmie

[Nykkytta]

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:52 pm

- He had never -

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:24 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never such a sight

..... such a sight .....

Warmie

[flossy]

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:40 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never such a sight
ever seen before!!!!!!!!!!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:20 am

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never such a sight ever seen before!!!!!!!!!! His emotions were

his emotions were.............

Warmie

[flossy]

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:40 am

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never such a sight ever seen before!!!!!!!!!! His emotions were making his stomach

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:59 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never such a sight ever seen before!!!!!!!!!! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a..........

turn like a ................

Warmie

[Stephen]

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:52 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a...

... hamster on a...

Stephen.

[Nykkytta]

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:45 am

- record player. So, -

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So,

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:44 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to

he tired to............

Warmie

[Stephen]

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:29 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to

... control himself by...

Stephen.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:30 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs....

crossing his legs............

Warmie

[Nykkytta]

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:11 am

- He got sick -

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs.... He got sick

[Stephen]

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:30 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick

of this quickly...

Stephen.