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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:21 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:19 am
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece...
like a piece...
Warmie
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:23 pm
by Stephen
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:46 pm
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue
Stephen.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:24 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:22 pm
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue.
With this in....
With this in....
Warmie
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:32 pm
by Stephen
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:41 pm
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered... and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said: "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue.
With this in mind he realised
Stephen.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:34 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:28 pm
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered... and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said: "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue.
With this in mind he realised, even a Ham
, even a Ham
Warmie
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:35 pm
by Stephen
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:25 pm
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered... and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said: "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue.
With this in mind he realised, even a Ham couldn't do a...
Hmm, think I'm getting a bit lost now with this story!
Stephen.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:37 pm
by Nykkytta
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:41 pm
- miracle. The panther -
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered... and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said: "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue.
With this in mind he realised, even a Ham couldn't do a miracle. The panther
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:40 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:55 am
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered... and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said: "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue.
With this in mind he realised, even a Ham couldn't do a miracle. The panther was finally sleeping!
was finally sleeping!
Warmie
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:41 pm
by Nykkytta
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:49 pm
THE END!?! Shall we start a new story ?
Smile
Nykkytta
Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.
After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.
The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?
Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.
Lost, confused, bewildered... and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said: "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel like a piece of unwanted tissue.
With this in mind he realised, even a Ham couldn't do a miracle. The panther was finally sleeping!
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:42 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:57 am
New story!!
A child saw......
Warmie
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:43 pm
by Stephen
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:43 pm
Was about to suggest the same Nykkytta. I'm not sure it's a classic... hmm.
Shall we start a new one here or start a new thread? If we start a new thread, then we will have to have a name for our new great piece of art.
"A child saw" could be a good name for the whole story actually (in my opinion).
Stephen.
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:18 am
by Badger47
A child saw what words meant.
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:47 am
by crystalgaze
A child saw what words meant. Words were beautiful
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:48 pm
by Obayan
A child saw what words meant. Words were beautiful when used properly.
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:52 am
by Shealyn
A child saw what words meant. Words were beautiful when used properly
but they never