3 Word Story

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:48 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly...


So Ham decided

So Ham decided

Warmie

[Stephen]

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:50 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and

Stephen.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:36 am

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

found himself lost.

Warmie

[Stephen]

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:53 pm

So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

... Lost, confused, bewildered...

Stephen.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:15 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry!

and getting angry!

Warmie

[Nykkytta]

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:23 am

- Suddendly a fairie -

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddendly a fairie

[Stephen]

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:50 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said

Stephen.

[Nykkytta]

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:13 pm

- Ham, you must -

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must

[Stephen]

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:46 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your

Stephen.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:00 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being!

own well being!

Warmie

[Stephen]

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:24 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider...

Stephen.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:32 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a...

you are a...

Warmie

[Nykkytta]

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:37 pm

special Ham. Please

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:26 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip!

get a grip!

Warmie

[Stephen]

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:22 pm

Once upon a time there was a sleek black panther in a overgrown hedge that really needed to sleep with no disturbances. Suddenly from out of the darkness came a tall, handsome, but rather strange dressed hunk of Ham. This Ham looked so delicious but was afraid of panthers, especially when he knew that it was tired and cranky. The Panther loved green eggs and pickled flies salad, with a side order of pepsi.

After all that the Ham knew that pepsi was not as good as fresh orange juice that was picked and squeezed before they rot.

The panther wanted a brand new suit made of all sorts of pig skins. His was in need of serious repair. The light bulb was hot enough to melt through the pig skins. What to do?

Ham then decided to phone his cousin Bacon, because he was a King of Swine! Bacon told him: "A new suit would be a great idea to contain his soul and his slick, shiny Spotted Dick. Ham was shocked! ... But was intrigued... He had never seen such a sight ever before! His emotions were making his stomach turn like a hamster on a record player. So, he tired to control himself by crossing his legs. He got sick of this quickly so Ham decided to try and found himself lost.

Lost, confused, bewildered..and getting angry! Suddenly a fairy from France said : "Ham, you must think about your own well being! You must consider you are a special Ham. Please get a grip! Please don't feel...

Stephen.